A few things before I get into the rankings. First, I have really given up on making this blog sports-centric anymore. Second, I did absolutely no research for this, just pulled up a map of the United States and went for it. …

If you thought that this was still a soccer blog, you are incredibly mistaken. Without actual soccer games happening, there’s just not much going on in the world of soccer. Sure, I could write about how the MLS is going to handle its upcoming, potentially shortened season. Sure, I could…

In times like these, as the world goes through the Bubonic Plague part II, it’s incredibly important to focus on the positives in life. For some, that’s being able to spend more time with family, for others it’s being able to relax and read that book you’ve been meaning to…

This week, I was going to write about something that everyone’s talking about; something that has truly brought the nation to a standstill — Tiger King. I planned to do a “soccer players as Tiger King characters’” blog, but after a good 30 minutes, I realized that it was literally…

Two weeks ago, I wrote about what each league was doing to combat the Covid-19 pandemic. Some leagues took serious precautions while others were laughably ignorant. Either way, none of that matters now because essentially every league across every sport has suspended play for the next month or so (Except…

Every year, around this time I make the exact same promise to myself. No, my name might be Christian, but I am not talking about a Lenten promise. Sorry mom. I am talking about every year, I promise myself that this is the year that I become an MLS fan…

As humanity begins to cope with the world’s newest edition of the black plague I figured it was time to write a blog about something else that makes me sick to my stomach, Liverpool. …

I’ve decided to just vibe check college basketball programs and European clubs and see whose vibes come out relatively similar. If you disagree with my takes, I don’t care, write your own frickin blog. Let’s get this over with. UNC & Barcelona Home to each sports GOAT. There was more…

Hi there, I’m not sure if I’ve made this clear yet so I want to do so now, I hate Duke. Well, I hate their basketball team, the school is a poor recreation of an Ivy League school that costs more than Maradona’s cocaine habit, but I don’t hate the…